You want to become a terrorist? Put the turban on your head and press the button. Your new faith has made you tear.
Balloon
When children fall on your head, start to work. Change everyday password for wi-fi. Internet child will be given only after a number designated by you duties, eg. To clean up your room or walking the dog. It's a great way to lazy children.
Christmas star
When the star will lights up, make a wish, and certainly come true. Then sit back in the chair, turn on the TV and wait for a miracle. Surely happen.
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As a seal on appearances waiting for a fish as a reward, so we expect that someone pat us in the face and expressed his approbation.
Stop
On the bench sits toper, quite drunk old man, the bench his house, bush toilet, he must drink, and go to heaven.
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Beyond you life? You don't find yourself in it? You don't know how to deal with it? Do not worry – once this is over, and you finally rest, forever...
Run over
When you witness an accident and you see a man lying without shoes, you can be pretty sure that the man was dead. It's a strange property, repeatedly confirmed in the experience: in an accident dead people fall shoes, even if they were firmly tied to his feet.
Parachutist
People are looking for a life of adventure, they want to feel the thrill, the adrenaline. They invent more and more dangerous activities and die like moths combusting in balefire flame.
Money
Money, money, money – repeat constantly people and go to work two jobs to buy a coveted thing. Then they die and all that accumulated in your life, leave to others, and they throw in the trash, because they do not want. That's wasting life.
Teeth control
Take care of your teeth – this is very important. Many diseases from them comes from. Do not be afraid of the dentist – it's the same man as you. He probably is afraid of something.
Portrait
Keeping the animal in the house, we treat them as a family member, and when it is gone, we despair by many days – it's a family member...
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